My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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