that's an acceptable place to lick
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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