My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
where am i from again
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
