There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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