Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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