with your own penis?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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