I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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