im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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