Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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