You made me cry and you don't even care
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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