Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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