nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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