ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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