what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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