the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.