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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.

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• (949): View more from California

  I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life

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• (315): View more from New York

  The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love

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  I remember it like it was tomorrow.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.

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