Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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