It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize