Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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