Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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