No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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