yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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