everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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