He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
third nipple confirmed
my liver is dry heaving
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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