god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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