SEEEEXXX PLEASE
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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