Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I love you.
Bad choice
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