Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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