I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
