I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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