Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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