I got chris browned last night
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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