No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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