well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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