haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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