I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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