Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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