AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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