In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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