Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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