just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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