Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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