it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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