My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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