I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I think your dad took our porno
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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