Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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