Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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