Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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