Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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