And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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