I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The uberlube is also flammable
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
She has the best kind of daddy issues
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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