Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You took a bar mat shot.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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