Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
