He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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