She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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