I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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