But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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