i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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