I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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