everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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